It's appropriate that Ken Pontac's rollercoaster career can best be described by showing a bunch of cartoon clips. From his first high-chair memory of watching his mother catch on fire (inspiring the Happy Tree Friends short "Who's to Flame?"), to a mind-melting acid trip sequence from the prime-time animated series Gary and Mike (inspired by his own art school experiences), to drunken frat boys singing his Internet-meme song "You Are a Pirate" (inspired primarily by drinking), this panel will chronicle a series ridiculous coincidences, colorful characters, and enough near-death experience to fill a lifetime. And every word will be mostly true!